Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?

LaMarr Woodley is an idiot. A really big idiot. An idiot that gets paid a lot more money than I do, but an idiot nonetheless.

Listen ya big crybaby ... if your team hadn't laid down for five games in the middle of the season, you laid down for the Cleveland Browns for crying out loud, you wouldn't have to worry about the final game on the Patsies or Bungles schedules. But, ya didn't ... you screwed the pooch and have no one to blame but yourself.

Besides, a team that lost to the Browns will surely strike no fear in the heart of any other NFL team.

Once we get into the playoffs, the Pittsburgh Steelers is a playoff team.

No duh. Like I said ... idiot.

"I think when you say that [teams will lay down], it calls into question the character of the players on their team. And I think all those guys are character football players and competitors," Clark said. "Now if it were last year's [Steelers team], yeah, they probably wouldn't want to play us. But this year's team, I don't think strikes fear in anyone."

Woodley's teammate, Ryan Clark, is not an idiot. Oh, and he thinks Woodley is an idiot too.

"To say Cincinnati doesn't want to face us, that would kind of be a little dumb, being that they beat us twice this season," Clark said. "So I'm sure they have a lot of confidence if they do have to play us."

Exactly.