Death Bear will take things from you that trigger painful memories and stow them away in his cave where they will remain forever, allowing you to move on with your life. Give him an ex’s clothes, old photos, mementos, letters, etc. Death Bear is here to assist you in your time of tragedy, heartbreak and loss.I guess this is Death Bear's website. I don't think he travels cross country. Bummer.
Also see: Date with Death Bear.
ETA: This is Death Bears (aka Nate Hill) website.