Always look on the bright side of life ...

... such as, we can expect a nuclear or biological terrorist attack within the next five years. Hey, at least we have five years and it's not going to happen tomorrow!

Rachael Ray is a Terrorist

Which is why Dunkin Donuts pulled an ad featuring her wearing a black and white scarf.

Critics, including conservative commentator Michelle Malkin, complained that the scarf looked similar to the black-and-white checkered kaffiyeh, the traditional Palestinian scarf. Critics who fueled online complaints about the ad in blogs say such scarves have come to symbolize Muslim extremism and terrorism.

Here is a picture of the terrorist herself. What a bunch of damn fools, especially Bill O'Reilly's whore Michelle Malkin. The argument as presented by these fools: Something A "looks similar" to something B, and because something B is bad something A needs to go. Is beyond stupid. It's a friggin scarf for crying out loud. One of my favorite sweaters is a black/white/grey argyle sweater similar to the one seen below ... am I a terrorist? Am I giving a secret nod to Al-Qeada because I wear it?What total nonsense. I'm sure there are several items which Ms. Malkin herself probably reveres which could be linked back to something heinous. Almost sounds like a new game which we could call Six Degrees of Al-Qaeda. Let's try it out once.

1. Rachael Ray wore a black and white scarf in a Dunkin Donuts ad.
2. Some people in Palestine wear black and white scarves too.
3. Some of those people may be terrorists.
4. Some terrorists belong to Al-Qaeda.

So there you have it, we link Rachael Ray to Al-Qaeda in four steps. Now it's time to send her to Guantanamo, but not before she does another spread for FHM.