Dear IRS ...

... honestly, if you're going to audit anyone, why not pick one of these folks?

More than 38,000 foreign corporations had no tax liability in 2005 and 1.2 million U.S. companies paid no income tax, the GAO said. Combined, the companies had $2.5 trillion in sales. About 25 percent of the U.S. corporations not paying corporate taxes were considered large corporations, meaning they had at least $250 million in assets or $50 million in receipts.

Or better yet, Congress ... write up a better tax code. I mean come on, $2.5 trillion in sales, and here I am struggling to get by, like every other poor soul I know, and getting squeezed for every dang penny.