Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Open letter to all inept CEO's

Dear Inept CEO's,

Yes, I'm talking to you, the idiots who ran AIG, Bear Stearns, Countrywide, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Lehman Brothers, and Merrill Lynch. You, the dimwits who were paid millions of dollars to, obviously, ruin the companies you were charged to lead and, as a bonus, screw up the US economy. I'd like to give you a resounding "Eat poop and die." Not only have you ruined my investment portfolio for the unforeseeable future, you have eaten up taxpayer dollars which were badly needed elsewhere. It's not enough that government funding for research has basically flat lined, now there is even less money to go around after it's been used to bail out your sorry asses. So, thanks for nothing. I hope you choke on your steak tartare.

You're all jerks,

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