Clemens is so fuc... screwed

So who hasn't Clemens slept with? I hate the man. The fact that he's a Texass Shorthorn alum (Boomer Sooner!) alone makes him worthy of extreme hatred. Add to this that he pitched for the Evil Empire, the dreaded Yankers, is just the icing on the cake. I can't feel sorry for this bastard one bit. He thought he was untouchable, obviously he was wrong. Should Congress be spending our tax dollars more wisely, rather than wasting it investigating a waste product like Roger? Probably, but you know what ... he's got it coming to him. Say goodbye to the Hall of Fame Roger. Toodles!